I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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