But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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