If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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