Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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