Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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