the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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