ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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