Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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