so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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