your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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