Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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