he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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