I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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