ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
farters have to be the big spoon...
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
