She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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