im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Couch. On fire.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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