please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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