You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
