R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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