So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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