North Korea, Best Korea!
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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