just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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