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So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
birth control should be required to get into college
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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