You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and you fell through a lawn chair
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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