no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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