I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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