Already got asked if we're dating
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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