The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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