4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i think my mom watched the whole time
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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