all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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