I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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