The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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