But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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