Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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