Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I still have a little drunk in my system
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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