Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Girls should come with a carfax report
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
