GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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