I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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