I think my vagina is haunted
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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