He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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