id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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