Whod you bang
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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