my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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