Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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