3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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