sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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