do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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