Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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