i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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