Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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