Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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