How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just invented taco cereal.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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