Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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