It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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