im drinking this country out of the recession.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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